Reader Poll Monday

From Sherri, courtesy of Misty Chorin.

1. What's the last book you read that you didn't finish? I know there was one not too long ago, but I can't even think of what it was now. I can tel you I think the next one is about to be Michael Savage's The Enemy Within. I'm trying to be open-minded, but I was disgusted before I got through the first page of the preface. I'm one chapter in and it's not getting any better.
2. Would you rather own a trained monkey or a talking parrot? The monkey would be more fun but harder to take care of, so I'll go with the parrot.
3. What newspaper do you read most often? I don't really read the paper, online or otherwise. I get most of my news from Minnesota Public Radio.
4. Can you whistle? Yes, but not the two-fingers-in-the-mouth way.
5. How do you like your eggs prepared? Scrambled, with cheese.
6. Which is bigger, the measurement around your waist, or around your bust? Bust, but not by much. Which is not to say that my waist is particularly big.
7. What is the most talented physical capability you have? Hell, I don't know. I like to think that I'm pretty coordinated.
8. Do you have any Sunday rituals? Besides sleeping in? Nope.
9. What's the first department you go to in Wal-Mart? In the grocery store? I don't go to Wal-Mart, so I'll substitute Target (or Meijer if we had them here) and say, "it depends on what I'm there for." I almost always swing through the underwear intimates section, the workout gear section, and the ladies' apparrel clearance rack.
10. If you could go back in time to any year, what would it be? I'll say 1994. My junior/senior years of high school. Oh, except I suppose there are more historically significant and interesting years than my high school days, in which case I will say that I'll take a year in ancient Greece to hang out with Sappho while she was doing her thing.