Reader Poll Monday

I have not gone to bed yet. Therefore it's still Monday.

1. What is the most annoying ringtone you have ever heard? Anything resembling a video game.
2. What is the best Christmas or holiday CD ever? The Charlie Brown one.
3. Is there snow on the ground where you are? There was, and then it melted. And now the rain is slowly turning into snow. So, um, yes. Sort of.
4. Would you rather crap over a beehive in the woods or on the sidewalk in Manhattan? Don't people crap on the sidewalk in Manhattan all the time? I'll take my chances on the street. Performance art, whatnot.
5. What is in the perfect omelet? Potatoes, ham, cheddar, bacon. Or spinach and feta. That's not a very creative answer.
6. When do you consider it appropriate for a woman to use the clearly marked men's restroom in a restaurant, bar or other public space? Whenever the line for the men's is markedly shorter. Or in cases of emergency.
7. Do you use compact flourescent light bulbs? Uhh... I haven't bought a light bulb in a long time. Probably not.
8. Paper or plastic? Paper.
9. What career should my friend Janet consider after she has made enough money to escape the prison of student loans (she's currently an attorney)? Life coaching.
10. Ask me something. What's your opinion on guys who hang out on message boards geared towards women?