Keep your damn money.
At Downtown Lad, via Lach:
My friend's father passed away about a month ago. He just found out that he inherited a large sum of money. However, the money is contingent upon my friend getting married to someone of the opposite sex.
My friend is gay.
Now that is some serious assholitry.
I wish I could absolutely say that I'd tell them to fuck off and keep the money, but it would kind of depend on just how much we're talking about here. And what kind of situation am I in? If I'm already in a relationship, I'm almost certain I'd decline. But if I were single.... Maybe. I'm glad I don't actually have to make that decision.
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Call me a money-grubbing heathen, but I would probably get fake-married for the money.
I have a friend that got fake-married for free college.... and I can't blame her. (I think that my inner hopeless romantic just died after hearing me say that).
Eh, did I mention what I really think AAAAAASSSSSS HOLE-EO! Just gross! Foul. People can be so disgusting.
tell your gay friend that I'd help him out with the marriage thing.
That's ridiculous - and yet marriages of convenience have been around a long time. I'd marry a gay man if I needed to in order to receive inheritance.