Reader Poll Monday

From my TV star partner.

1. If you had to live in one season all year round, which would it be? Fall. Autumn. Whatever.
2. Did you ever walk in on your parents making whoopie? Unfortunately, yes. I think I was about 7 and my sister was 4. It was the summer and they sent us outside to play, apparently thinking we'd stay out longer. *wash my brain*
3. Has anyone ever walked in on you? Nope.
4. Name a song that suits your mood today. I Like the Way You Move by Outkast.
5. Have you ever been audited by the IRS? Nope.
6. Is there something you do regularly for the sole purpose of annoying someone else? Not that I can think of.
7. If we were playing charades, how would you act out self-indulgence? What the hell kind of fancy pants charades game is this? It would probably involve eating and drinking.
8. Do you keep mementos from past relationships? I have, until I get tired of it. If I'm keeping a memento, I'm probably mentally hanging on to something about that relationship.
9. If forced to choose, would you rather fart every 20 seconds or hiccup every 20 seconds for the next month? Fart. Hiccuping hurts.
10. Ask me something. :-) Can I crash on your floor in San Francisco until I find a job?