"Fetussy"?

I adopted a cute lil' Scotty fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

Welcome to FetusMart! Your one-stop location for all your... fetussy needs. Actually, this is probably the only website in the world where you CAN get fetuses, much less ones that fit your fetussy needs. Not to mention these ones have cute lil hats, and come in jars.

So you know the deal...copy the code, put it somewhere and you have your own lil' fetus.

If you still want to email me telling me what a sicko I am, go ahead. I won't argue. No, they aren't human fetuses. On August of 2004 Fetusmart has had 400,000 hits. During this month alone 5,157 were apparently from the U.S. Government. Just to satisfy the government, I'll say that these are nondenominational, non-species specific creatures. I'll also say that I can see the CIA worker hiding in the tree next door, and I'd appreciate it if he'd put his binoculars away.

Anyway, they're just fetuses. If you don't like one, don't adopt one.

Um, I don't even know.