Dude's Got a Way With Words

I just know someone's going to yank down their pastel Teddy bear scrubs and poop out a dildo, still vibrating, and a bottle of controlled substances onto the floor right in front of them, the two objects buzzing together like a wet fecal castanet, before we've even got introductions out of the way. Fucking nurses.

--John Kusch

(Context won't help.)