Something to Sing While Sitting On Your Hemorrhoid Donut

From Adrants:

A Florida production company wants to pitch Preparation H on a new idea for a commercial. Big Grin Productions is working on a script for commercial that will include the Johnny Cash hit song, "Ring of Fire." Merle Kilgore, who co-wrote the song with Cash's wife, June Carter cash thinks it's a great idea. With the lyrics, "burn, burn, burn," the song seems a perfect match. This will surely test the sense of humor of the Preparation H marketing team.

[original Tennessean article]

Now every time I hear Ring of Fire (which is not all that often), I'm going to think of hemorrhoids actually I'll think of that Tucks pad commercial where they put out the match. Ssssssssssss. *cue horns*