It's a hoax!
Empress reminds me of an email warning I got a while back:
I thought you needed to see this one. Hope you are well.
Normally I don't forward these messages but this is an important one. I hate those hoax email warnings, but this one is important. Send this warning to everyone on your email list.
If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey and asks you to show him your tits, do not show him your tits. This is a scam; he only wants to see your tits.
I wish I'd gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid and cheap.
Cracks my shit up.
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uh-oh so, um, what about the one when he rubs the lotion on them to see which evaporates into the breast tissue quicker? please tell me that isn't a hoax cuz dude looked just like george clooney and....o hollup that was a dream i had last night. nevermind.
There you go Es (both of yall), gettin' all freeky and stuff... What's next, ladies knockin' on the door and performing strip teases? Oh shit... Shouldn't have said that!
*psst* Hey girl, you better leave... And close the front door. ;)
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I don't know whether to laugh or be disturbed that someone thought that was real.
Of course the whole thing could be made up, but still.
Do not show him your tits. This is a scam; he only wants to see your tits.
*slaps knee*
Kind of reminds me of the satellite mammogram... except women were really fooled by it:
http://www.juju.org/archives/2002/06/28/satellite_mammogram.php