Yet Another Reason Not To Procreate
You know how women can develop that double bulge? The tummy pooch, and then the other, lower pooch? Maybe it's just one big pooch, but it's cinched a little by the waistline.
So far, I've only been sporting a little tummy bump. I know that if I get pregnant, it's gonna induce that other bulge.
Trying to fit pants, and especially jeans, around that other bulge is highly conducive to cameltoe. [Exhibit A] [Exhibit B] [Exhibit C is a woman I work with.]
So I'll drop that one in my Con list.
This could be a slogan for the population control movement. Bearing children causes cameltoe! Conserve resources and stop cameltoe!
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I hear ya. *sigh*
the best reason not to have kids? Spending their inheritance (and college fund) on yourself!
Not just that. Wearing tight knit pants when chubby will do it.
Also, I have seen some supermodels modeling swimsuits/bikinis with major cameltoe. I mean MAJOR!
Spending their inheritance (and college fund) on yourself!
Also a good reason.
I have seen some supermodels modeling swimsuits/bikinis with major cameltoe.
I don't think I'll be making it to the extra skinny end of the spectrum, so I'm less worried about that. :P
The pooch is avoidable if you do one thing: FUCKING EXERCISE AND TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF. I guarantee you won't get the pooch and thus you won't have to wear pants that give you cameltoe.
If I'm a single mom and can find time to exercise, surely other moms can, too. I have single mom friends who are even busier than I am with time to take an exercise class every now and again.
Here's something that sucks more than the double pooch: adult acne. How do you take care of that shit? I'd like a few pointers.
ProActive. My sister-inlaw had some bad acne and that stuff cleared her complextion totally. It was amazing!
FUCKING EXERCISE AND TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF
I should probably try that sometime. I really wanna take kickboxing lessons, but I have to develop some stamina first.
Stamina schmamina. I couldn't run if I wanted to. I'm a big fan of weightlifting, yoga and pilates because they are low impact, don't require gigantic lungs, and are a lot harder than they look. You'll feel great after you're done and the next day you realize you've gotten your ass kicked. No pain...