Confessional

grouphug.us: the idea is for anyone to anonymously confess to anything. it actually feels kind of good to know that someone will read it.

There's the usual assortment of stories about cheating or masturbating at work, a few molesters, a few petty criminals, people who've never had sex, people who have shat in places or hurt pets, and lots of booger eaters, too. This one made me laugh out loud, though:

i once told my friend's niece that a dried out horse-doodoo was in fact a "natural macaroon cookie" and that these cookies form naturally on trails in the hills behind our house. She picked it up and tried to eat it.

I quickly stopped her but I think she touched it to her lips! Oh poor kid! Sorry!!!!!!!!!!

This one tickled me, too:

one time i wanted to smoke but didnt have any paper.. so i ripped a piece of papaer out of the bible and rolled it and smoked it.

Really, it's the dumb ones:

I pad my hours, and double-bill whenever possible.

And this one is just sad:

I haven't had a hug in nearly 2 years.

It's addictive. Go read.

(via Dean)