Poetry and I Hate Owen Wilson

Some poetry, courtesy of my mother.

Good night,
sleep tight,
don't let the bed bugs bite.
But if they do,
step on 'em with a shoe,
and they won't bite you
anymore.

Am I the only person who's fuckin' annoyed by Owen Wilson? He's got that ridiculously square-shaped head/face/nose. He was on Jay Leno and he slouched in the chair the whole time, and then every time he'd shift he'd have to pull his pants down because they were riding up in his crotch (which they wouldn't if he would sit up straight). And he's got that perfectly mussed combed-forward-over-the-ears haircut which I despise. Did Rob Thomas start that? Or did Ewan McGregor? Or where did that come from? It's ugly.