Secret Rituals

niiiiice try, I almost told you!

yes

Admit it, Erica - you clean your toenails with those teeth just to either side of your flat teeth in the front...just where they turn canine.

Oh just admit it!

Nah, I know you don't mean anything gross like that but that's the first thing I thought of...I once dated a guy who told me, in all seriousness, that he loved to scrap his sharp teeth under his toenails because it made him feel cleaner than if he'd just stepped out of the shower. When I gave him a horrified look he told me (by way of appeasement) "Well, it's not like I EAT it or anything!" Um, right...that makes it better...how?

I can't think of anything embarassing that I do...then again, I did blog about the waxing/plucking of my eyebrows, and how disgusting they are if I neglect this task. So I don't think I'm really the best judge of these things.

So what's your nasty habit, anyway? Pick your ears with your car keys? Lick your own pits clean? Come on - it must be gross if you mentioned it.

Your public wants to know.

Does it involve boob sweat?

I'm really sweaty right now and just wiped my boob sweat with my shirt, so that's why I thought of it.

Is it boob sweat?

Not boob sweat. But thanks for reminding me. *swipe*

Yes, I have felt that I would die if someone caught me, but I never called it a "personal grooming activity". That's clever.

sure, everyone does!

does it involve a pair of tweezers? :)

Yes. And not like I've had any overnight guests recently, but on the occasions when I do, I lock myself in the bathroom to perform my ritual. I would frighten children if I ever skipped my ritual, but witnessing said ritual would probably traumatize them even more. ;)

No I'm pretty normal...but I do wipe my butt with wet ones and I smell my pits every hour or so.

So, Michelle, you just keep a stash of wet ones by the toilet? This seems like a good idea, but I worry that they'd be cold.

It does not involve tweezers (this time), but it does involve hair.

Yes I do and they can be cold. I always have a travel one on me too!

I never thought of my vibrator use as a "ritual", but thanks for the fresh perspective.

My secret vice is using Q-tips to scratch those deep ear itches. So not good for you.

Sooooooooo satisfying.

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I used Wet Ones for a while there and ended up with a bizzare form of adult diaper rash. I thought it might be syphilis at first.