How does this happen?

I went to Target to return something, which I did. But then the additional purchases I made ended up totalling more than I returned. So overall I spent even more (this is after buying two pairs of pajama pants at the Old Navy Outlet, but they were both on sale). One item was meant to be an exchange. I took the medium back, intending to get a large, but I accidentally grabbed an XL, and I didn't notice until after I took the tags off. And you know Target all went crazy strict on the return policy. Oh well. It's not too big. Just not ideal. And why are swimsuits so damn expensive? I'm never gonna find anything that I like so I might as well quit fretting and be happy with something that's kind of decent. I don't like showing my ass, you know. God damn dad's family genes. It sucks having the body of a weeble wobble. Only pigs are supposed to have hamhocks. *sigh*

But, on the bright side, it was such a nice day, I had to have a Slurpee.