I went outside!

The breakfast bagel that was gonna be for lunch turned out to be a roast beef sandwich instead. I was heading towards the bagel shop and passed right by the new Potbelly that everyone's been talking about so I decided to go in there instead. It was pretty good, and reasonably priced, too. $4 for a 6-inch hot sandwich. And the guy who rung me up got the Princess Bride reference on my t-shirt. I made him tell me the punchline before I let him see the back of the shirt (where the punchline is printed).

I walked into town with only my keys, phone, and wallet items in pockets or clipped onto my belt loops. I felt hella naked. No bag or backpack. No computer! For someone who doesn't earn their living working on or with computers, I sure am pathetically attached to this thing. I think if I had forgotten my phone I would have had a meltdown right there on the street.

As I was walking I saw this woman crossing the street in front of me. She had on jeans and a t-shirt, but it was how the t-shirt fit that caught my eye. She had pretty big boobs, but not really any tummy for them to sit on, so the bottom of this t-shirt was not filled out and totally flapping in the breeze. It was just funny looking, especially from the side.

When I got back I figured I'd take the doggies out to the toilet pen in the yard real quick. Except that Hank got under the fence and escaped down the street. He's smaller than he looks with all that fluff (and his poop gets stuck in that fluff, too, which is I why I won't let him sit on the futon with me when I'm watching movies, hello grody to the max). It didn't take too long to get him back, mainly because a lady across the street was in her yard gardening and he was sort of interested in that, plus he likes to stop at every single tree and sniff for other dogs' pee. I accidentally stepped all in her lilies of the valley which were just coming up while trying to grab him. The upside of all that fluff is that he's got lots to grab on to. Punk.

But the sandwich was good, yo. I might have to do that again tomorrow.