I don’t even know what to say to this. Jeremy found a book from the ’80s entitled Kids Can Cooperate: A practical guide to teaching problem solving at Goodwill.
Jeremy starts thusly:
Yes, this all seems quite sensible. What parent doesn’t want their child to learn how to cooperate with siblings, friends, and even adults…
…but just what in the fuck is this little girl doing to her friend? Gina, the box lunch is on the table, not in little Suzy’s pants. It’s ok to be curious, but you’re so young. Save it for the civil union or at least until your freshman year at Wellesley.
And it goes on. See, it’s the illustrations. Seriously. Not right. The book. Not Jeremy.