I was paging through Rolling Stone and came across a full-page ad with the headline “What the #$@! was that!!?” And this whole ad just tickled me so that I’m gonna include the rest of it right here, because I couldn’t find anything about it anywhere on the web.
“What the #$@! was that!!?”
…it’s called FEMOS
(Female-Extended-Multi-Orgasmic-State)
Don’t just make love to her; give her what she really wants. FEMOS (Female-Extended-Multi-Orgasmic-State) is an orgasmic response so powerful you’ll leave her clinging to the bedpost and begging for more. FEMOS techniques have been used by men in Scandinavia for decades as a way to bring women to climax and lock in their orgasmic muscle spasms for a climactic experience that goes on and on and on!
FEMOS, A Man’s Guide to the 60-Second Female Multiple Orgasm takes you step by step through these powerful techniques, including the “Varbarg Method,” for creating the longest, most powerful orgasms she’s ever felt… lasting up to a full 60 seconds and more!
Trust us, rock her world with a FEMOS orgasm and you’ll be the one lover she never forgets!
To order your copy of the first edition available in the United States, shipped in 24 hours and delivered discreetly to your door, please call toll free 1-888-827-3632.
ROCK HER WORLD!
This sounds like the kind of thing you read about in kinky fiction like it’s some ancient Asian body servant sex secret. I would imagine.
The book is “only” $39.95, not available in stores, and the ad appears to be placed by The Institute for Health & Lifestyles, Inc. of Florence, KY.
And what is it with Scandinavians and this bounty of sex knowledge? Between FEMOS and Mioplex, it’s a wonder they ever get out of bed.
