I have experienced discomfort stemming from the need to urinate. Even extreme discomfort. But I have never experienced the pain and cramping that I experienced last night. I don’t know what the fuck made me think that I could make it the 40 minutes from M-59/M-53 to 8 Mile/Telegraph when I already had an urgent need to go in the first place. I swear I thought my kidney was about to rupture. I had to stretch to alleviate the low back pain on the right side.
Anyhoo, I’m leaving to go up north in a minute where there will be no tv, no internet, and even no cell phone unless we drive into Traverse City. I’m twitching already. Everyone have a Happy New Year.
