I don’t know why I thought I could just go to the mall and tool around and have it be a time-killing, relaxing experience. That’s what I get for not eating before I left, I guess. Must not have been thinking clearly. I returned the DVD with five minutes to spare (check), went to Cost Plus (check), and then headed for the mall. Maybe I’m retarded, but I swear there used to be a movie theater in Briarwood Mall, and now it’s gone. Did I miss something? It used to be on the south side, over by Jacobsons, right? Anyhoo, I didn’t get to see the movie I wanted, but maybe I’ll go up to Royal Oak tomorrow and catch it there.
I don’t understand why there are so many calendars with dogs on them. I poked my head in a calendar store, and I swear there was one entire wall (out of two walls and a few racks) devoted to dogs.
I meandered into The Gap, and within 20 seconds, Love Train began to play. Although it was the real version, not the commercial version. I haven’t bought anything from Gap in a long time, and I don’t think I will anytime soon. This new line of striped things is UGLY. Who said that pink and brown were cool together? Just because the commercial’s cute doesn’t mean the clothes are. And speaking of Gap and Love Train, I have gotten a ginormous number of hits on this site from people searching for either the Crazy Stripes Gap commercials or for the Julia Stiles Gap commercial. You people do know you can view (and even download) the commercials from Gap’s website, right?





