I wanna be on the Jeopardy Clue Crew. How cool is that? Holy shit! One of the categories on Jeopardy today is University of Michigan Alumni! Hell yeah!
I’m sorry, but Dell Warner (senior citizen reporter chick on noon news on Channel 4) is scary as fuck. Hel-LO plastic surgery.
I need to remember that people I know may read this, and not be all embarrassed when they bring it up in polite company. Suck it up, take it like a (wo)man. Be proud and unashamed. Or beat the living hell out of them before everybody else catches on to what they said.
If I were to get a Harley, I kinda want a Fat Boy, just because Fat Boy is more fun to say. “What do you ride?” “A Fat Boy.”
Isn’t it so exciting when you pull into a parking spot and there’s time left on the meter? Am I the only one who feels a need to use up the rest of that “free” time? I pulled into a spot the other day and the meter had an hour left on it. I really only needed about 10 minutes, but since I felt the need to use up that time I went into the Old Navy Outlet and spent $35 (but for all that I got four shirts and a pair of khakis). Good thing I saved that $0.50 on parking.
