Work Haikus

28 Feb 2007 By

A local radio show is looking for work-related creative submissions for their next episode. I wrote some haikus.

when there’s more to do
more work gets done. right now there’s
not much going on.

i push a lot of
paper. the FDA is
a needy mofo.

a bigger cube is
the excitement of the year.
eight by eight, baby!

If you got one, share it.

  • http://www.kazoofus.com KathyHowe

    HAHAHA! The FDA one cracked me up!

  • http://mysocalledblog.com Lachlan

    Cube life is so drab
    the carpet needs vacuuming
    Where are my crackers?

  • http://www.mittenmusings.net Lisa

    acronyms at work
    just garbled words created
    to confuse newbies

  • http://www.mittenmusings.net Lisa

    bad office coffee
    lures me in my weak moments
    despite the burnt smell

    Oh dear…now I can’t seem to stop.

  • http://www.swirlspice.com Erica

    Keep ‘em coming!

    “Can you hurry this?”
    “I’m waiting on your slow ass.
    Wake me when you’re done.”

  • http://mysocalledblog.com Lachlan

    Ergonomic woes
    the ache in my neck screams
    I need a new job

    And…

    Stupid customers
    haven’t you heard of grammar
    Spellcheck is your friend

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  • Bhaskar_roy

    Haiku’s for breakfast and dinner
    lunch in the middle does make sense
    oh hell there comes my boss