I Object

18 Feb 2007 By

Rob and Amber were on Survivor twice, and now they’re on Amazing Race for a second time. Fifteen minutes have been up, folks. Go the fuck away.

Go Team Guido! And Charla and Mirna! And Kentucky! And Oswald and Danny! And Kevin and Drew!

Okay, that’s a lot of teams to like.

Boo Teri and Ian! Boo, I say!

John Vito and Jill… what was compelling about them again? I only remember them because how many people are there named John Vito? Eric and Danielle don’t even count because they didn’t race together before. I only vaguely remember him because of the double nipple rings. Joyce and Uchenna: I didn’t even watch that season. Dustin and Kandice: meh.

Drew can’t outrun Charla. Heh! And what’s with her Valentine’s sweater?

  • http://jenben.info/home.html JenBen

    Watching it now.

    Uchenna and Joyce were NICE and played fair and STILL won. They were feet away from the $1mill but wouldn’t go in to win until they pan handled enough to pay the taxi driver. AND she had this amazing beautiful long hair and cut it in a religious ritual in India for the fast forward. She cried the entire time but she did it.

    What’s with the lamo bald white guys? ugh!

  • http://www.swirlspice.com Erica

    Kevin and Drew were cool the first time they were on, but they were kinda lame this time around.

  • http://stagerightstageleft.wordpress.com kyle

    wow – shouldn’t there be a law as to how many reality shows you can be on before the public is just allowed to off you? seriously – they need to go away.

  • http://jenben.info/home.html JenBen

    huh. I left a comment earlier today and now it’s gone.

    The execs at CBS know that the shelf life of Rombah is about to expire and have stated this is the last time they will be on CBS in a reality TV capacity.

  • http://www.swirlspice.com Erica

    Oh thank god.