I never get to these things in a timely fashion. If at all. It’s not that I don’t love you guys and your memes. I’m just slow. And lazy.
Sherri awarded me with this gem. I’m supposed to select and complete 5 of the following statements, then make 3 other people do the same. I’ll pick 5, and let the cycle end here. Mainly because I think everyone else has already done this meme.
If I could be a scientist
If I could be a farmer
If I could be a musician
If I could be a doctor
If I could be a painter
If I could be a gardener
If I could be a missionary
If I could be a chef… all the girls would swoon over my food porn speak.
If I could be an architect… I’d plan my own city.
If I could be a linguist
If I could be a psychologist
If I could be a librarian
If I could be an athlete… I’d play in the WNBA.
If I could be a lawyer
If I could be an inn-keeper… I’d also have a brewpub attached to my B&B.
If I could be a professor
If I could be a writer
If I could be a llama-rider
If I could be a bonnie pirate
If I could be an astronaut
If I could be a world famous blogger
If I could be a justice on any one court in the world
If I could be married to any current famous political figure… then that would mean gay marriage is legal in this country and I’m down with that.





