MySpace Messages

Subject: hey sexy
Body: u like a model or something!!!!!!!!!!!! can we chat on the phone?

Do not send me a message like this. Especially if you are a 39-year-old grown ass man. Unless I know you and you are clearly joking.

Also, do not follow this up with a friend request.

  • http://blownfuse.mu.nu Tiffany

    Never accept friend requests from anyone who has more than half of their friends’ pics as bikini shots. Period.

  • http://www.twodolla.org Wendy

    But he has a Jay-Z song on his page, so that automatically makes him the most awesome thing ever.

  • http://www.kazoofus.com KathyHowe

    Myspace creeps me out.

  • http://mysocalledblog.com Lachlan

    I second KathyHowe. Totally, totally creepy.

  • http://www.dustbury.com/ CGHill

    Gawd. I used to be thirty-nine, oh, fourteen years ago. On the other hand, I have enough sense not to hit on women on MySpace.

  • http://www.swirlspice.com Erica

    I’m having a love/hate relationship with Myspace right now.

  • http://mysocalledblog.com Lachlan

    Sounds more like a WTF is this weirdly interesting trainwreck/loathing relationship to me. *grin*

    Ok, Erica, WALK AWAY FROM THE MYSPACE CRACK. Slowly, that’s it, just PUT IT DOWN. Time to detox. ;-)