Election Season Gift Idea

14 Oct 2004 By

You can have your very own Bush Gnome for only $29.95 (plus S+H). Can’t you just see it nestled in your yard amongst the campaign signage? Cheerily greeting visitors from the porch or front window? Waving out over the bumper stickers from the rear window of your car?

Halloween costume idea?

(via ms lauren)

  • http://www.lasadh.com Sherri

    I thought about passing the link along to my mom and step-dad for a laugh. But then I realized, they’d actually buy it and stick it out in the yard, and then I could never go home for Christmas again and my future kids wouldn’t get presents.

    So I didn’t send it.

  • http://www.the-enigma.net/blog Enigma

    o that shit is scary. looks like it should be a cookie jar. bush only has baked dough in his head any damn way.

  • http://mikeiam.net michael

    Since they’ve made W a gnome, I’m waiting for the Kerry lawn jockey (since he’s taller).

  • Funchilde

    What does it mean that I’d buy one so I could repeatedly mock sodomize it with my broom handle?

    Donna Brazile for Prez!

  • Funchilde

    Warning…blog hijack in progress..

    Hey there’s a delivery for you Swirl!
    Brownbag left on doorstep contains:
    1. 6 *oops* 5 pack of banana cream slim fast (okay, I drank one to wash down my hamburger on the way over). Not that you need it, your butt does indeed look great in those jeans!
    2. 1 pack of strawberra (that’s how my grandma would say it) twizzlers.
    3. $5 of McDonald gift certificates.
    4. 1 “I {heart} Fun” t-shirt. Okay, it used to say “I {heart} Sue” – I ordered the t-shirt from the link you posted yesterday…but I had to “X” out the “S” and the “E” and add the “F” and the “N” because really….why should she get all the girls?

    Fun

  • Carla

    Last night he reminded me of a prototype for one of those cymbal-playing chimpanzee toys. How he had that shit-eating grin plastered on his face throughout the entire debate, and how he banged on the podium repeatedly for emphasis and then the hyuk hyuk hyuk chuckle when he was so proud of himself for having blatantly lied, er I mean made a clever point.

  • http://coconnell.blogspot.com Casey

    Where else could you invest thirty bucks and leave a legacy for your grandkids that will earn them millions after they appear on “Antiques Roadshow” with the presidential gnome?

  • http://liminalmusings.blogspot.com Deirdre

    Yeeeeesssssss. Put it in your lawn and see how long before it’s either stolen or the SS (Secret Service) comes a’knockin’.

  • http://thewatergirl.blogspot.com the watergirl

    So does it collect underpants or what?

  • http://www.swirlspice.com Erica

    So does it collect underpants or what?

    That would be Step 1, yes.