Too Sexy!

21 Jul 2004 By

“Does it ever seem to you like the Spanish seem to get all the chicks/guys? Well with an authentic Really Bad Ethnic Stud Name(R), you can start scoring all kinds of dates!”

“Look out, dating world! Prepare yourself for the red-hot, exotic sex machine that is…”
Veronica Amante

*crickets*

Right. Well. It was worth a try.

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  • http://www.srah.net/weblog srah

    Esmerelda Sanchez, yo.

  • http://salamandastron.blogspot.com lauren

    Carmen Apassionado. Too forced.

  • http://www.danielphillip.com daniel

    Manuel Atractivo here. Look out!

  • http://www.isnotchicago.com LT

    LOL, you crack me up…

  • http://pauldavidson.blogs.com Pauly D

    Just call me…

    Pascual Apasionado

  • http://liminalmusings.blogspot.com Deirdre

    Alejandra Apasionado. Dang, I was hoping to be Eva Mendes or something similarly sexxxy.

  • http://www.skurdycat.com skurdycat

    I am Alejandra Amante. We’re sisters…who knew?

  • http://www.davetepper.net Dave

    Javiero Estevez.

    And I’d love to be in Eva Mendes. Rowr.

  • http://wow1.100megsfree5.com/ wow1

    Antonia Amante – your (unknown) scandinavian sista’ – who knew? – framily’s growing!

  • http://www.sisteroutsider.com Anitra

    Angelita Hernandez, right here. Make sure when you say Hernandez, that you roll the “r” in just the right way. *LOL*

  • http://swerlspice.blogspot.com Em

    This is the Emilia Amante… how do you say? Ah, yes. Show.

    No no, is too sexy!

  • http://www.swirlspice.com Erica

    Ah, yes. Show.

    LOL!

  • http://www.the-enigma.net/blog Enigma

    Aye papi don’t play so rough. There’s plenty of Alejandra Villa to go around. Si?

    I have the sudden urge to sing “America” from West Side Story.

  • http://www.dustbury.com/ Carlos Rodriguez

    Works for me. :)