I think I need one of these t-shirts.
I keep saying I’ll never be a true Minnesotan anyway, since I don’t hunt or fish or any of that rugged outdoorsy bullshit. Why not stomp all over that Scandinavian sensibility while I’m at it?
And “Minnesota Nice” is more like “Minnesota I’m Being Polite Right Now but in a Minute All You’re Gonna Get is the Cold Shoulder” anyway.
