The Financial Geniuses I Work With

30 Mar 2004 By

Compulsive Liar genuinely wonders why the hospital is threatening to garnish her wages when she hasn’t paid on an $11,000 hospital bill in six years. (She had also never heard of a mullet. Further proof that she lives in an alternate reality.)

Chucklefuck is concerned about his $30,000 in credit card debt, yet he and his wife are about to have their second child in 12 months. I ain’t one to judge folks’ credit card debt, but isn’t a child about the most expensive thing you can obtain with that kind of credit score?

  • http://tj.hanton.net tj

    oh, i don’t know … those Hummer H2s are pretty expensive too. :-D

  • http://people.albion.edu/krc10/ krista.

    Children are just a really bad investment, financially speaking. The don’t increase in value as they get older, they’re a source of negative income that increases at an exponential rate, and as my good friend likes to point out, they’re sticky. So tack onto that cleaning costs. Yeesh. Who wants that kind of financial burden?

  • http://www.davetepper.net Dave

    Well, I don’t know about the rules in your states, but the statute of limitations might have run out on the hospital bill. Just a thought.

  • http://coconnell.blogspot.com Casey

    I like the way Dave thinks. Throw her to the collection wolves.