My perfect ass jeans. Of which I just bought a second pair because they were so perfect. My perfect ass jeans.
Are just a little too big.
I mean, it’s good. I’m not particularly big. My BMI is a little on the high side, but if I would just get off my duff and exercise that would fix that right up, probably without much change in my weight or shape.
I don’t even care about all that. I just care that my jeans don’t make my ass look as perfect as it really is anymore. They were so so perfect. And now they’re a little baggy. *sigh*





