Getting His Chestnuts Roasted

26 Dec 2003 By

I am so upset I’m not at home to see this on local news.

MINNEAPOLIS Dec. 26 — A naked man got stuck in the chimney of a bookstore early Christmas morning….

The 34-year-old man was treated Thursday for bruises and abrasions at Hennepin County Medical Center after being found naked and lodged in the furnace flue at Uncle Hugo’s Bookstore. He was expected to be charged with attempted burglary on Friday.

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“He doesn’t appear to be a hard-core criminal, just stupid.”

  • http://www.highlymoody.com mel

    you in that little blogger hoodie is the cutest! *pinch your cheeks*

    FedEx delivered me an empty box and I never got a new one *pout*

  • http://www.kazoofus.com Kathy Howe

    *snorts*

    I love the quote from the cop.

    “He doesn’t appear to be a hard-core criminal, just stupid.”

  • http://www.the-enigma.net/blog Enigma

    ah stupid criminals. they are so entertaining.

    he dropped his keys? apparently dropped all his clothing too.

  • http://keith721.dyndns.org/mt/ keith

    Well, at least he was a literate stupid crook, right? It was a bookstore, after all. Or maybe he didn’t know it was a bookstore. Um, never mind.

  • http://www.musingsfromtheunderground.com Jay

    Unreal. On a different subject, the Blogger outfit is nice. : )