I’m hating the way my company treats its employees more and more, but I’m becoming more and more attached to a few of my co-workers.
Each room on the production floor has a dry erase board where pertinent information about the product we’re running is posted. Some folks like to doodle on the boards and there have been lots of Christmas-themed pictures lately. Some guys on the day shift left me a picture of Rudolph and Santa. Except that they’re both in profile, and Santa’s behind Rudolph, and it’s a little suggestive if you’re inclined to make that leap.
Halfway through the night I come back to my room and now Rudolph has a red bunghole and Santa’s got a black strap-on. At first I was like “I can’t believe somebody did that.” But then I called some other folks into the room and we stood there for literally five full minutes, laughing, gasping for air, chuckling, snickering at it. And of course there’s a Christmas Carol to go with it.
Rudolph with your ass so tight,
Won’t you guide my dick tonight?
Nobody would confess to doing it, but I finally found the culprit out. He usually doesn’t wear a t-shirt under his uniform shirt like everyone else (our uniforms are white) and it makes me feel like he’s wearing pajamas.
Each room on the production floor also has a big window that looks out onto a hallway. I was looking out the window trying to see down the hallway and smacked my head right into the plexiglass. While everyone from the previous shift was standing there waiting to punch out.
It probably wouldn’t have hurt so much. Except that the previous day I was in the hopper room trying to move a barrel full of powder. It was too heavy to pull, and it was sitting in a corner, so I was leaned over trying to wedge myself in between the barrel and the wall so I could push it, and when I stood up I banged my head on the ledge of the dry erase board. So when I hit the window yesterday, I hit it in the exact same spot. Now I have a little lump. And two little scratches. I think people have been staring at it when they talk to me.
