It’s Friday, I do have a job, and I ain’t got shit to do. Furthermore, I have the rest of the weekend off. This does not happen to me every weekend as I am now in a decidedly blue collar job and, well, I show up when they tell me to or I don’t get paid.
I don’t think I’ll be going to the Michigan-Minnesota game tonight. But I would like to make a Public Service Announcement regarding same.
From my friend B.T. (who does a killer impression of Will Ferrell’s impression of Harry Caray):
If any of you would like to help me, I’m beginning a movement to get John Navarre‘s 10-ft-tall imaginary friend on the football team officially so he can actually catch some passes during the game instead of having them drop on the field… if you’d like to help, please forward the graphic on to others… thanks, it means a lot to Navarre’s 10-ft-tall imaginary friend. If this protest doesn’t work, I’m also starting a petition to get Navarre classified biologically as either “Cro-magnon man” or just a “stegosaurus”- either way I think we can sue for extra help during the game then under the either the American’s with disabilities act or the Endangered Species Act.
Your help is appreciated in this matter. And if someone could teach Navarre to scramble, that would be helpful, too.
UPDATE: I can’t believe we won.
