Impressions from a recent trip to Kmart

24 Jun 2003 By
  • Short short tight tight short tight shorts. On someone who is about to purchase a short short tight tight short tight pair of shorts. Said person unsuccessfully attempting to pick a wedge.
  • Taylor Dayne: Tell it to My Heart
  • Black Hair on the magazine rack
  • Billy Graham on the magazine rack
  • Towels, all the towels.
  • Red Cups
  • Beach Boys: Help Me Rhonda
  • a puff of air as a motorized cart shopper passes by at close range
  • “… can proceed to the joory counter.”
  • http://www.buzzstuff.net Buzz

    Ooh! I love the red cups!!! They hold a ton of beer.

  • http://www.davetepper.net Dave

    Instead of Billy Graham on a magazine rack, I’d rather see Jerry Falwell’s rotting decaying corpse hanging from the rafters.

    Did Taylor Dayne have some serious CSLs goin’ on, or what?

  • http://www.swirlspice.com Erica

    CSLs?

  • http://www.trueself.org Michelle

    K-mart is one of the accounts I visit for my job. It is truly one of the most frightening places on earth but you can get some real good bargins!

  • http://www.srah.net/weblog srah

    I think Wal-Mart is worse than KMart any day.

  • http://www.trueself.org Michelle

    I go to Walmarts too and I def think Kmart is worse…plus most Walmarts have scary Ronald McDonald sitting on the bench…LOL!

  • http://www.swirlspice.com Erica

    I’ve only been in a Wal-Mart once in my life. I think there’s definitely a regional component to store atmosphere. I hate Wal-Mart on principle, though. And that Ronald McDonald thing is unacceptable.

  • http://www.davetepper.net Dave

    Oh, and for the rest of you: CSLs=cocksucking lips. Think Gina Gershon…

  • http://swerlspice.blogspot.com Em

    Yeah, Wal-Mart is an evil empire. Plus, they screw their employees.