My mom likes to talk to the tv. “Jay, that’s not funny.”
Look out world, Terence Trent D’arby’s making a comeback! He had a spiritual revelation and now is named something like Amandla Mumia Mandela. (What? I couldn’t understand what he said.) Except TTD’s still on the front of the CD because he’d never make it starting from scratch today. I was totally hoping he’d slide right into Sign Your Name. He’s got sort of a weird skintight jeans, pointy-toed shoes Prince-twitchy thing going on, followed by a bow to the crowd. Namaste.
There’s this comedian named Ralphie something or other. Or maybe he just goes by Ralphie. He was on Jimmy Kimmel a lot for a while there. He’s on some show Jay Mohr is doing that’s a cross between Big Brother and American Idol. Dude is hilarious. And big. Big and hilarious.
**This post brought to you by the magic of the “Set post date/time” feature. I am hopefully sailing around Chicago right now, but I am probably caught in traffic, because that’s just always the fucking case.
